Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down
do the kids know about googlewhacking. is it still even possible to googlewhack
a googlewhack is a two-word google search term that reveals exactly one result. it was a sport of kinds in the early to mid 2000s! i first heard about doing it from the ttyl book series, which i used to love as a kid, and i did it for awhile when i was younger. it’s way harder now though! i’ve been trying to come up with one for a bit but this is the closest i could get, with 43
what if you had wake up everyday to go to a job you hated to make money for an asshole that doesn’t respect you to afford basic living utilities and the occasional luxury and that was the way the entire world functioned, would that be fucked up or what?
take your grimdark dystopian fantasies someplace else 🙄 like people would actually just go along with it and willingly participate in the system that controls and disciplines them? too unrealistic
This goes past grimdark and into grimderp. The whole premise requires an entire planet of idiots.
okay but what if they didn’t notice cause instead of having everyone’s needs met people formed a cult of success where they thought that suffering and poverty made the lucky few’s escape from poverty somehow “good” and “worth it” and they belittled everyone else that didn’t have the luck nor means to improve their life and also this entire system was slowly killing the planet and depleting natural resources?
What if the system was maintained by implicit and explicit violence against the people and they weren’t idiots and didn’t deserve or invite any of the horrors visited on them by the powerful? And blaming the suffering for their own suffering in the end perpetuated the idea individual acts can cause collective action? And you can’t win because what could be read as rejection of the system ultimately accepts that system’s logic implicitly?
Darth Maul is just the funniest Star Wars character to me. Like. There was this one-off villain with no personality, one incredible fight scene, one of the objectively stupidest names in all of Star Wars (which, y’know, is an achievment) and one of the coolest villain designs ever put to film.
And after they’d killed him off, everyone realised what a bottomless pit of wasted potential he was, and they started putting him into everything ever, no matter how little sense it made.
my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them
this is an old post but i have an update: the second brother started voice calling and playing games with a girl he likes, and every time the first brother walks into their room while hes talking to her he makes sure to hype him up, but in absurdly hyperbolized ways like “broo i just saw you on the news congrats on saving the bus full of orphans from crashing into the baby panda hospital. also zendaya called and asked if you wanted to go out with her and billie eilish but obviously you wont because youre so loyal. and joe biden came by personally and said he wanted to give you an award for most handsome man alive but i told him to just put it with the others”
